Damn it woman..U suck (DIWYS)

Slm..

Just a quick update, we're scrapping the badminton part of the 6 pac master plan due to lack of enthuism, commitment and financial probs..lol

anyways the new semester rawks..lotsa new faces (2 b frank, d chick-o-meter 4 tis sem doesnt quite do it 4 me although quantity wise IT IS OVERWHELMING)..d guys in our wing s usual complain bout their weight gain and mufffin tops..girls dont tink us guys dont take notice on our appearances..but in normal guylistic ways, we find a way 2 calm our nerves although obesity is a BIG problem in d WORLD..we c d cup s half full btw..

M in my third year, n concentration courses are D requirement.due to my lack of interest in lab work i chose Industrial realated courses only to find out tht I do av to attend lab sessions..total bummer..classes are a bundle of fun ( i get to berangan d whole class away since it wasnt d least bit interesting, excluding human genetics which totally rock, with the help of the flawless story-telling-teaching method of Dr. Ahmad Aman..kudos)

my girl related problem is already at its lowest point..they made me feel unattractive, dumb and useless in the 1st 2 weeks of the sem..sometimes i swear tht girls are created by God to make us men feel so inferior and useless i.e the suicide cases in men are totally women related..thus the phrase " Damn it woman..u suck"

toodles

quraisy 4-cesc-

kuantan in a new light

oryt..its official,weight losing program starts in a few days time..the boys and i r on a new project.staying fit,tryin 2 shed those unwanted pounds and getting tht GQ bod..well yeah its close to impossible, so to keep it realistic, we'll just aim at thos hero-remaja-flabby-but-tough-wannabe-guys..

so heres how it'll work:

STEP 1
stop eating uncontrolably, which means restraining from fast food definitely (jgn follow jo mkn McD)

STEP 2
commit in our exercises..bring raquets next sem coz we gonna badminton often,3 times a week..n yeah swimming trunks definitely..(girls dont get naughty we look quaterly as attractive as we do with our clothes on)

STEP 3
dont condemn each other..suuport each other..tink of it as an A.A meeting, but for weihgt challenged people

3 steps is all it takes..so basically after next sem,we're all aiming 4 CLEO's most eligible bachelor for real..fight fatness among university students..we're not yet married for God's sake..take pride in d way u look..hehe

quraisy 4 -cesc-

Hello guys,

Kepada semua peminat2 askarquraisy, walaupun aku tau yg hanya beberapa kerat saja yang baca blog ni, sorri la sbb lama gila kami tak update. biasa lah busy dgn kerja kan. for ur information, kami semua baru saje habis practical training. ada yang buat di johor, di terengganu, di kedah dan aku ni buat kat sabah. lagi la jauh. so since aku dah touch pasal kerja ni, i would like to advice to all our friends, especially for those who are graduating sooner, please enjoy your student life. Cuz when u work, u dont have time to enjoy, to hav fun with friends n family and many more. Its just about work work and work. Although ull get payment, but still, the feeling is not going to be the same. Yes you can use that money to buy lots of things, but..argh mann.. i just cant live like that.
hahaha itulah kenyataan lelaki yang suka ber aktiviti. but life is just like that. no matter u want it or not, u still need to do it.

Insyaallah we ll keep on updating our blog after this. With lots of crazy ideas for sure. hehe

Think tank

askarquraisy1

latest!!!!

its been close to 2 months since our last post.it seems either the exams were really making us focus, or d idea of 7/8 guys sharing 1 blogspot is too gross to care about. anyhow i'll just give a lil update on the escapades of us young, hunky,promising U studs..

finals are over (thank God), and d holidays are here!!yup all three months of it..but the sad news is that we could only really enjoy 1 week of it..y?..practicals people.3 months of legal slavery..

situation 1:
kerani: hey,ko bdk practical tu kan?
slave boy(us): aah..name saye..
kerani(arse hole):ko tolong fotostat utk aku 47 copy..cepat sket.
slave boy(turning green): ok=) ->fake smile

situation 2:
boss: so ur a third year student?
3rd yr stud:yes..m taking bio..
boss(foreman): u c tht coffee machine there?get me a cuppa..
3rd yr stud(on a leash):d one outside thr?oryt=) ->fake smile

well maybe its all in my head..call me a stereotype thinker,but its hard 2 shake tht kinda image when u talk bout practicals..anyways i'll keep u guys posted on a weekly basis on my adventure as d young and promising slave boy..toodles

quraisy 4-cesc-

Riddle

I have a riddle for u guys

Main hint: it has something to do with water that come out from the ground.
Extra hints....
1st hint: It is one of the four seasons.
2nd hint: People usually said it produces the sound 'toyoyoing~'
3rd hint: It can be found in some of your pens, a component in some of your pens.

What is it?

my roommate couldn't answer it. muahaha~ pity him :p

OUT THERE

Our first ever play in our kulliyyah.

The crowd were amazed and enjoyed the show.

What matters the most was the attendence. Tickets were sold out.

Congrats to all actors as well as people behind the scene.

U guys rock!

Wingmate ku exam

Kehadapan wingmate ku yang ada exam~

Semoga berjaya untuk tidak gagal~

For the Wing! Aummm!

P/s: padan muka ada exam~ muahahahahahaha~

-ASKARqURAISY7