Speechless Speech

Damn it woman..U suck (DIWYS)

2008-07-17T11:25:00.002+08:00

Slm..

Just a quick update, we're scrapping the badminton part of the 6 pac master plan due to lack of enthuism, commitment and financial probs..lol

anyways the new semester rawks..lotsa new faces (2 b frank, d chick-o-meter 4 tis sem doesnt quite do it 4 me although quantity wise IT IS OVERWHELMING)..d guys in our wing s usual complain bout their weight gain and mufffin tops..girls dont tink us guys dont take notice on our appearances..but in normal guylistic ways, we find a way 2 calm our nerves although obesity is a BIG problem in d WORLD..we c d cup s half full btw..

M in my third year, n concentration courses are D requirement.due to my lack of interest in lab work i chose Industrial realated courses only to find out tht I do av to attend lab sessions..total bummer..classes are a bundle of fun ( i get to berangan d whole class away since it wasnt d least bit interesting, excluding human genetics which totally rock, with the help of the flawless story-telling-teaching method of Dr. Ahmad Aman..kudos)

my girl related problem is already at its lowest point..they made me feel unattractive, dumb and useless in the 1st 2 weeks of the sem..sometimes i swear tht girls are created by God to make us men feel so inferior and useless i.e the suicide cases in men are totally women related..thus the phrase " Damn it woman..u suck"

toodles

quraisy 4-cesc-

kuantan in a new light

2008-07-03T13:01:00.002+08:00

oryt..its official,weight losing program starts in a few days time..the boys and i r on a new project.staying fit,tryin 2 shed those unwanted pounds and getting tht GQ bod..well yeah its close to impossible, so to keep it realistic, we'll just aim at thos hero-remaja-flabby-but-tough-wannabe-guys..

so heres how it'll work:

STEP 1
stop eating uncontrolably, which means restraining from fast food definitely (jgn follow jo mkn McD)

STEP 2
commit in our exercises..bring raquets next sem coz we gonna badminton often,3 times a week..n yeah swimming trunks definitely..(girls dont get naughty we look quaterly as attractive as we do with our clothes on)

STEP 3
dont condemn each other..suuport each other..tink of it as an A.A meeting, but for weihgt challenged people

3 steps is all it takes..so basically after next sem,we're all aiming 4 CLEO's most eligible bachelor for real..fight fatness among university students..we're not yet married for God's sake..take pride in d way u look..hehe

quraisy 4 -cesc-

2008-06-27T09:20:00.002+08:00

Hello guys,

Kepada semua peminat2 askarquraisy, walaupun aku tau yg hanya beberapa kerat saja yang baca blog ni, sorri la sbb lama gila kami tak update. biasa lah busy dgn kerja kan. for ur information, kami semua baru saje habis practical training. ada yang buat di johor, di terengganu, di kedah dan aku ni buat kat sabah. lagi la jauh. so since aku dah touch pasal kerja ni, i would like to advice to all our friends, especially for those who are graduating sooner, please enjoy your student life. Cuz when u work, u dont have time to enjoy, to hav fun with friends n family and many more. Its just about work work and work. Although ull get payment, but still, the feeling is not going to be the same. Yes you can use that money to buy lots of things, but..argh mann.. i just cant live like that.
hahaha itulah kenyataan lelaki yang suka ber aktiviti. but life is just like that. no matter u want it or not, u still need to do it.

Insyaallah we ll keep on updating our blog after this. With lots of crazy ideas for sure. hehe

Think tank

askarquraisy1

latest!!!!

2008-04-08T12:39:00.002+08:00

its been close to 2 months since our last post.it seems either the exams were really making us focus, or d idea of 7/8 guys sharing 1 blogspot is too gross to care about. anyhow i'll just give a lil update on the escapades of us young, hunky,promising U studs..

finals are over (thank God), and d holidays are here!!yup all three months of it..but the sad news is that we could only really enjoy 1 week of it..y?..practicals people.3 months of legal slavery..

situation 1:
kerani: hey,ko bdk practical tu kan?
slave boy(us): aah..name saye..
kerani(arse hole):ko tolong fotostat utk aku 47 copy..cepat sket.
slave boy(turning green): ok=) ->fake smile

situation 2:
boss: so ur a third year student?
3rd yr stud:yes..m taking bio..
boss(foreman): u c tht coffee machine there?get me a cuppa..
3rd yr stud(on a leash):d one outside thr?oryt=) ->fake smile

well maybe its all in my head..call me a stereotype thinker,but its hard 2 shake tht kinda image when u talk bout practicals..anyways i'll keep u guys posted on a weekly basis on my adventure as d young and promising slave boy..toodles

quraisy 4-cesc-

Riddle

2008-02-22T14:40:00.003+08:00

I have a riddle for u guys

Main hint: it has something to do with water that come out from the ground.
Extra hints....
1st hint: It is one of the four seasons.
2nd hint: People usually said it produces the sound 'toyoyoing~'
3rd hint: It can be found in some of your pens, a component in some of your pens.

What is it?

my roommate couldn't answer it. muahaha~ pity him :p

OUT THERE

2008-02-21T16:26:00.003+08:00

Our first ever play in our kulliyyah.

The crowd were amazed and enjoyed the show.

What matters the most was the attendence. Tickets were sold out.

Congrats to all actors as well as people behind the scene.

U guys rock!

Wingmate ku exam

2008-02-21T13:54:00.003+08:00

Kehadapan wingmate ku yang ada exam~

Semoga berjaya untuk tidak gagal~

For the Wing! Aummm!

P/s: padan muka ada exam~ muahahahahahaha~

-ASKARqURAISY7

2008-02-20T19:30:00.002+08:00

Today iv learn something new.

enuff said,
askar quraisy1

happy ever after??

2008-02-20T00:32:00.000+08:00

there are no assurance in life..a moment is all it takes to change everything from good to bad.people are unpredictable.”people change” said a friend of mine.and true enough it doesn’t take a lot to change peoples perception on you either..

the society views university students as ungrateful delinquents sucking on the very juice provided by the government without a seconds thought.we, people say are too pampered by the ever so warm bosom of higher bodies. but don’t they realize that in reality, we also face the same problems faced by every Dick, Joe or Harry. we have our own politics, our own conspiring bunch trying to over throw anyone who succeeds more then them.

It bewilders me how people who were so close could be that cruel. it’s a dog eat dog world out there. and in here it is no different. why must there be such cruel back stabbings? we fight for the same rights as any other fee paying university student, we deserve the same. so why must there be so much hate and damnation towards a fellow student? why are there always some sour grapes who will turn the tables of happiness??ego?jealousy?many reasons could explain that. but none could ever resolve it

Would not it be better if we got along well? no more fighting. no more arguments. live and enjoy our university lives as we should. don’t waste ourselves on matters that will never mean a damn to the public eye. be contempt with what we already have people. don’t fuck things up for your own personal fucking cause.

-cesc- Quraisy 4

war

2008-02-19T17:40:00.006+08:00

our first war..

7.30 am:
Detik menjelang pagi sabtu, 16 feb 08 dirasakan begitu singkat. ak tersentak dari lena ku yg panjang pada hari keramat tersebut. kedengaran suara makhluk berbulu sayup2 memanggil ku, bangun!! bola2.. fikiranku melayang sejenak, ak diterjah seribu penyesalan. subuh ku karam di lautan..

8.00am:
taakulan ku tepat sama skali bak rentetan cerita penyiasatan yasin dalam hasil tulisan nye yang tak berapa laku. hus pus masih dalam lamunan mimpi. Melihat daripada setiap sudut dan posisinya, ak dapat mengagak hus pus sedang berdepan dengan bayangan penyeksaan di akhirat kelak.

8.15am:
Batalion ke8, rejimen askarquraisy yg berpusat di sebelah penjara pusat tahanan guantanamo memulakan langkah menuju ke medan perang.. saat bersiap sedia utk memulakan perjalananan, tanpa diduga, serangan datang mennerpa dari pelbagai arah.. ak panik. tiada teriakan kesakitan yg didengari. hanya sahutan yang kedengaran bak kentut didalam kain melaungkan "weh lepak jap, ak nk g berak"

8.30am:

Perjalanan diteruskan tanpa aral melintang, bujur yang karam. Kelihatan dari jarak 100m menggunakan theodolye ( sejenis alat utk mengukur kecerunan dan biasa digunakan dalam pembikinan jalan) medan pertarungan yang bakal menentukan naik turun mata wang malaysia di pasaran dunia. perasaan gementar menguasai diri. mujurlah kami membawa bekalan produk kopi abang kuat yang sedikit sebanyak menolong setiap askar melawaskan perut masing2 sebelum berada di kancah pergelutan.

9.00am:
kami dibekalkan dengan roti empuk bersalutkan coklat yang disponsor oleh tauke hup seng yang juga menjadi penaja utama gitar piran.

10.00am:
pertarungan bermula.

10.05am:
barisan askar quraisy rejimen ke 8 mempertaruhkan farut (otromen yang belum siap nk transform) di barisan hadapan dimana ami da' lu menolong di barisan tgh. kehadiran barisan pertahanan dikukuhkan dengan kehadiran ah teng dan ak ( hahaha). zackaroi selaku general memainkan peranan sebagai pertahanan terakhir rejimen ke8. barisan kami dirasakan kurang lengkap kerana ketidak hadiran maridansa yang selalu dipawn oleh geng jin jang ketika bermain dota online. beliau telah dirasuah oleh pasukan musuh dengan bayaran oreo sebanyak 3 peket

10.05.30sc am:
serangan bermula tanpa sebarang missed call dari pihak lawan. barisan musuh yang kami hadapi terasa bagaikan sembilu nyanyian awie wings. lucio dari barisan lawan berjaya mengkucarkacirkan barisan pertahanan menyaksikan gol rejimen ke8 ditembusi beberapa kali. ak gagal.

10.15am:
kami kalah.

11.30am;

~bersambung~

i've been entrapped in a stalking mode since i saw her...

2008-02-19T13:29:00.003+08:00

Love At First Sight

Is there such a thing as love at first sight? That's the question I used to ask Until I laid eyes on you. How is it possible to feel so much for a stranger, a passerby? Love has no limits, no color, no time. That's when I realized I had fallen in love - Love at first sight.

dedicated to someone special in our heart. let the time set us together.

~sponsored by milo~

kami bkan juara, kami minum milo
kadang2 je kami minum horlick, penaja jgn marah..

askarquraisy 2
denn the dang

turning 23

2008-02-19T00:26:00.005+08:00

its the second month of the year..yes "new year" 2008..i have stressed enough on how much this year sucks.for me, and for some of my friends..(think hard!!..harder..k la hint: his name starts with the last letter in the alphabet*wink2*)..girls suck even more this year..u know what sucks most about this year?more and more girls my age are either in a serious relationship or married(boohoo..a box of kleenex pls)..

why oh why is this happening??turning 23 without a girl by your side is totally NOT cool.girls are soo much harder to get this time of the year..are the girls all jualing mahal all of the sudden like an infected disease brought upon by paris hilton and her slutty army of skinny bitches..why oh why is this reverse evolution happening..am pretty sure Darwin would be chocking with his pen seeing the turn of events happening in this past 2 years..

..which brings me to my point which may (or may not) explain why hunky guys opt for homosexuality..yes this revelation will even startle the geeks of Da Vinci Code..simple word.can anyone spell GIRLS.yes u girls complain that good guys are gone,but you people fail to see your own doing..i don't anti girls.i LOVE girls.i LUST for girls.heck i would even marry a female later (suprise2!!).you girls drive guys away with your impossible requirement that even Brad the Man himself cant fulfill!!

...

-cesc- Quraisy 4

man, suddenly i feel soo drained.i feel my brain juice spilling out my left ear,right ear and both my nostrils..ywann2 good night=))

English anyone????

2008-02-18T21:25:00.000+08:00

From the New Boxford Dictionary

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in
paper with fire at one end & a fool on
the other.

Lecture : An art of transferring
information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through the minds of
either

Conference : The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake
in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which
masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water power

Dictionary : A place where success
comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

Classic : A book which people praise,
but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe
that you know more than you actually
do.

Committee : Individuals who can do
nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their
mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all
inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments
himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go
to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts
taking
bath if he accidentally falls into a
river.

Optimist : A person who while falling
from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I
am not injured yet."

Miser : A person who lives poor so that
he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the
rest....except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you
are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand
before elections and your confidence
after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills
by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Loser : Zakuan Azizi....hahahaha
-askar quraisy 6-

what have u learnt??

2008-02-18T20:37:00.001+08:00

hey u guys out there!!!

what's up??!!

so how long have u been in this world??
have you ever learn something throughout your life??
if not, u better die though.. haha.. :)

here what are some things that I've learnt ..
you may think it's right or vice versa..
whatever sucker..
the choice is in your hand..

I've learnt that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is be someone who can be loved.
the rest is up to them..

I've learnt that you should always leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.

I've learnt that just because someone doesn't love you
the way you want them to,
it doesn't mean they don't love you at all

I've learnt that true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.
and the same goes very much for true love as well.

I've learnt that maturity has more to do with what types of experience
you 've had and what you've learned from them.
and less to do with how manye birthdays you've celebrated.

I've learnt that no matter how many things I've learnt.
there always something that I've never learn.

please feel free to share to me what you have learnt.
so that we can be someone...

till next time we meet..
askar 10 a.k.a megat man

WOMAN = PROBLEMS

2008-02-18T03:16:00.000+08:00

-ASKARqURAISY7

Quraisy 8

2008-02-17T22:20:00.000+08:00

haha haloo guys!! salam..
hmm.. a new blog eh?? its mean a new life for me.. us.. and who ever out there haha

well!!! hey lets..

talk about girl!!!
talk about me & your life!!!
talk about latest news on air (campus or wings??, Malaysia and world)!!!
talk about our experiences (being dump? dumping someone?rejected? or being a loser??? haha..)

hmm...and for those who might be needed these..try it!! haha it might be useful..
(some pick up lines..but more to come..)

1.I'm sorry for staring, but you look like someone I used to know.
2.Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
3.May I have the honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
4.I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? "Hi!"
5.Excuse me, I think it's time we met.

last but not least..sory to say, but move on L***R!! huahaha

-sparrow- Quraisy 8

discussion of life

2008-02-17T19:44:00.000+08:00

Kudos fellow friends for finally creating a blog dedicated to life and girls..haha..us university students arent the fun bunch.our daily lives revolve around 3 major things:

1.Girls
2.Money(yes.despite our sheltered life in the campus we need money..I need money)
3.Education(boohoo..jeers all around..a very sensitive subject to talk about..hurmm..wonder why??)

and of course the list should go on.but like i said..this 3 major factors are what differentiates students(university one's to be exact) and people working,seating in office cubicles wondering if they would ever meet The One before all their hairs fall out..ooww CRAP, got a meeting at 8..get back to this Interesting issue in a few hours ya..toodles..

-cesc-askar Quraisy 4

smoking??

2008-02-17T18:26:00.000+08:00

hehe..

why we shouldn't stop smoking?

Tobacco contains nicotine, an addictive drug, and smokers become addicted. If you quit abruptly, you will go through the physical and psychological effects of drug-withdrawal, These may include intense food cravings, jittery nerves, anxiety, short temper, depression, and sleeplessness.
The addiction-withdrawal symptoms will be worst the first week and less severe during the second. After a month, most of the withdrawal symptoms will be gone, If you quit gradually, the withdrawal may be less intense but more prolonged, This is why many experts recommend quitting abruptly!
Nicotine withdrawal involves irritability, headache, and craving associated with the sudden cessation or reduction of smoking or other tobacco use by a nicotine-dependent individual.

why we should stop smoking?

Tobacco smoke contains at least 43 carcinogenic (cancer-causing) substances. Smoking causes many kinds of cancer, not just lung cancer. Tobacco use accounts for 30%, or one in three.
Smoking is responsible for almost 90% of lung cancers among men and more than 70% among women, about 83% overall. Cancer of the mouth, larynx, pharynx, esophagus, kidney, bladder, pancreas, and uterine cervix also have in common cigarette smoking as a major cause.
Chances that smoking will kill u - About four million people die worldwide each year as a result of smoking. In the United States, tobacco use is responsible for nearly one in five deaths, killing more than 400,000 Americans each year. This is more than the number of people who would die every year if three jumbo jets crashed each day with no survivors. Smoking is the single most preventable cause of death in our society. Statistically, smokers die 10 - 12 years younger than non-smokers
Tobacco smoke contains at least 43 carcinogenic (cancer-causing) substances. Smoking causes many kinds of cancer, not just lung cancer. Tobacco use accounts for 30%, or one in three, of all cancer deaths in the United States. Smoking is responsible for almost 90% of lung cancers among men and more than 70% among women, about 83% overall. Cancer of the mouth, larynx, pharynx, esophagus, kidney, bladder, pancreas, and uterine cervix also have in common cigarette smoking as a major cause.
Check by your own laa at any web page. Hundreds of harmfull effects.. penat r ak nk tulis sume.. demm

konklusi

~ak dapat awek baru ak berenti isap rokok, hehe~

updated by,
askarquraisy 2 aka. Denn the dang

Peluru Kapur

2008-02-17T14:40:00.000+08:00

Assalamualikum

Welcome to our 1st ever blog site. This blog site is dedicated to all viewers no matter what color u are, what race or religion you are & of coz, we wud like to dedicate this blog to all woman out there. he he he. We are not trying to sell or promote our self, but here, we just want to share what we think, n what people shud think. Well let us start with introducing our self first. Currently, we are staying in the same wing in a university somewhere in malaysia. We are just like everyone, sharing the same redness in our blood, wake up late every morning, playing futsal every evening, making noise every day n night, cracking jokes, making fun of people, playing games, going out town, lepak ing and of course, composing good music. Although our lifestyle is not really that healthy compared to others n doesnt really represent what a student should be, but we believe that by having a strong relationship among us, we can make difference and change the world into a better place.

Well, thats the first part of our life. You see, we are not rebellers, not even a law breaker, but we are just like all of you. Feel free to be friend with us. Feel free to share and change oppinion with us and feel free to free ur self with us :)

Till we meet again in our next speech.

Updated by,
askarquraisy 1
zack